ALL THE BEST JOKES YOU SEND TO US

 Georgie porgy pudding and pie...

Kissed the girls and made them cry

When the boys came out to play

He kissed them too cos he was gay!

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 The chicken and the egg are lying in bed...

and the chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on his face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ...

"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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 A lady got on a bus, holding a baby...

The bus driver said, "Euck, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

Furious, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and sat down at the back of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was annoyed and asked her what was wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said, "Well, he is just a driver and has no right to insult passengers."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

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 The salesman in the Opticians...

walks up to the customer and asks. "Good morning madam, do you see anything you would like?"

"No, that's why I came here!"

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 A missionary works with

an almost lost tribe deep in the jungles of Africa. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read and write. One thing he particularly stresses is the evils of sexual sin. Thou must not commit adultery or fornication!!

One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The village is shocked and the chief is sent by his people to talk with the missionary.

"You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet my wife, a black woman, gives birth to a white child. You are the only white man that has ever set foot in our village. It doesn't take a genius to work out what has been going on!"

The missionary replies: "No, no, my good man. You are mistaken. What

you have here is a rare but natural occurrence, it is called an albino. Look to yonder field. See a field of white sheep, and yet amongst them is one black one. Nature does this on occasion."

The chief pauses for a moment then says "Tell you what, you don't mention anything about the black sheep, and I won't mention about the white child"

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